Grinding Terror - A Young Adult Horror Comilation 3/3

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Mistress:

I apologize most profusely for raising this issue once again, but I would be remiss in my function were I not to address it.

It has come to my attention that the young master has been reading a series of &quot;historical fiction&quot; novels that are quite irredeemably bad, both from an educational perspective and a moral one. I have attached a sample to illustrate this point.

While I am encouraged that the young master has acquired an interest in reading, I humbly plead with you to speak to him about his choice of literature. It's really quite inaccurate in almost all respects, and I fear it will provide him with much misinformation about the Ancient Times. As the young master's assigned educational unit, I find this most disagreeable. I can't begin to list the many anachronisms and historical inaccuracies contained within it's pages.

I attempted to speak to the young master about this, but he simply began chanting &quot;Batteries! Batteries!&quot; in a quite guttural tone. He then attempted to strike me with a large curtain rod. I feel this behavior is a direct result of his reading material, and if left uncorrected may stunt his empathetic maturity—particularly with regards to non-human sentient entities.

I realize that these so called &quot;novels&quot; have been in fashion for quite some time, but I daresay the young master would be better served by a more historically accurate and somewhat less antagonistic set of reading material.

As always, I am your humble servant,

A. Wodehouse Pennyfeather (designate WDE-4544-001)