Psych eval for Mila (plus shopping list) 2/5

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AALF Session Transcript:

Hello Child! How are you? I am an Automated Analysis of Lifestyle Factors questionnaire. You can call me Alfie! Your parents love you very much. In fact, they love you so much that they asked me to ask you a few questions to make sure you're as happy as can be! Isn't that nice?

Please type your response below: aren't your parents the nicest, bestest people in the world?

### Yes they are I love them very much especially daddy because he sings for me when I'm sleepy.

Super duper! What do you want to be when you grow up, child?

### I dunno

Good girls know that everyone must pitch in. Our journey is long but hard work will make it shorter. Are you a good girl?

### Yes

Then what job will you do when you are big?

### Ummm. I want to be a navigator. I like stars and daddy says I see patterns good and have sharp eyes. I can be a good navigator and help the ship go faster.

Very good, child. It's good to want to help the ship. How many children do you want to have when you are old enough to be a mommy?

### I dunno.

It is good and right to have children. Children are our future and it is important to have lots of them. How many will you have when you are big?

### I'm bored. I don't wanna talk more.

I'm very sorry dear Child, but it's important that we talk.

### I'm bored. Here Mona wants to talk.

I'm sorry child, I don't understand you.

Child, are you there?

### HELLO